"I used to be sane...but I'm better now."

I was thinking about how my friend Troy recently told me, "Two Leesa's are better than one" and figured there had to be some funny bipolar quotes out there. I was disappointed not to find many good ones so if you hear any pass them on. Here are a couple that were alright:


"Stable is a place where horses live."
"Mood Swinger"
"Normal is a setting on a washing machine."
"I don't suffer from mania..I enjoy it!"
"I have a brain disorder, what's your excuse?"
"Expert Roller Coaster rider."
"I've been to both poles, have you?"
"If I didn't have this t-shirt on you'd never know I was bipolar."

Most of the ones I found were about love and empathy, which are great, but I wanted some funny crap and didn't find what I was looking for.